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  Sting 2024

  Watched 07 Dec 2024

  i just wanna say that there are two pretty major spiders in middle-earth and neither of them are named sting. i know they're not in the hobbit but c'mon

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  Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  absolutely zero comments they should play this at the louvre

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  Arrival 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2017

  emma stone personally broke into amy adams' house and stole her oscar

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  Beauty and the Beast 2017

  Watched 19 Mar 2017 2

  emma watson is the worst part of this

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