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Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  this movie deserves no more of my time than the 2 hours i wasted watching it, so i will keep this brief:

  this is the worst movie ive ever seen in my life

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  robert eggers loves to show you the most disgusting old white guys you’ve ever seen 

  really enjoyed this. extremely engrossing set design, great performances, disgusting vampiric gore, a proper sense of foreboding. some of the period dialogue came off a little stilted (particularly the annunciation of “paPA” from the two daughters) and it was perhaps a tad drawn out. otherwise, a riveting watch and quality time at the cinema.

  p.s. according to silvia i chomped on my popcorn too much as this was a “quiet movie.” to that i say: take me to court and sue me. i will chomp on popcorn during the whole trial

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  Watched 02 Mar 2024 2

  “No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero.” 
  - Pardot Kynes, Dune (1965)

  long one coming up. never wrote down thoughts for Part One properly so gonna shoot from the hip a bit here. i don't even know where to start. probably the movie i've been most looking forward to seeing in theaters in my entire life. when the title appeared over the orange glow i felt a rush of…

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  Minari 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2021 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.