Yan656

Yan656

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Saw IV
  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

  • A Serbian Film

  • Re-Animator

    ★★★★

  • Megan Is Missing

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

    The CGI in this film is unmatched, Ridley Scott is unreal. 

    Despite the plot being 2 hours of people getting into trouble and back out of it again and despite sci-fi being a bit gay, this was decent.

    And I watched this in a fucking planetarium.

    Andy the 🐐

    - Gay Bowser

  • A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film

    I can't rate this one...

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  • Tekken

    Tekken

    ★★½

    The acting in this is something of nightmares but at least they got the move sets correct…

    Fairly sure Jin in this has some kind of emotional disorder, somewhere between mourning his mother for all of 12 seconds, to forgetting his girlfriend exists approximately 7 milliseconds after leaving The Anvil, licking it off with this Kung-Fu ting despite her literally being in the audience… the actor making him into a massive wetty at every given chance doesn’t help matters. 

    I…

  • Tokyo Gore Police

    Tokyo Gore Police

    ★★★

    After watching a young, depressed Japanese girl throw a nugget gimp into a desk with ‘manic depressive’ as a subtitle, I knew this was an all time classic, 3 stars.

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