Mike

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But to make yourself feel nothing so as not to feel anything. What a waste.

Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Parasite
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • The Lives of Others

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • Talk to Me

    ★★★½

  • Monster

    ★★★★½

  • The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★½

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    “Your Honor, objection, she shouldn’t be talking”

    Not one for fancy reviews, but this was simply a marvelous film.

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★★

    Behold, the rom-com realm, where whimsical whims and fanciful flings frolic freely, fashioning a formidable front against the fortitude of Western civilization. This cinematic circus, with its parade of predictable plotlines and saccharine scenarios, systematically saps the sanity of society, seeding a surreal standard for sentimental sagas. Viewers, vanquished by visions of voracious love vows and vivacious liaisons, veer towards a vortex of vacuous expectations. In this realm, every accidental encounter escalates into eternal ecstasy, and bumbling bookshop owners become…

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  • Persona

    Persona

    ★½

    What the actual fuck. Fine, I give up, I know nothing about “cinema”. This goes way over my head. I got absolutely nothing from it. I’ll never be a film analyst. Please just let me go back to watching films for pure entertainment.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Genuinely speechless. It was almost like every film genre combined into one to create a masterpiece. Just incredible.

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