Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Crazy how a movie with so much style and such a good soundtrack was really the first modern superhero movie. Forgot how funny it is too, and some top action scenes

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I really liked it but don't know if the time jumping actually added anything to the movie. Also felt twee for the sake of it, like a Pommy millennials dream.

Popular reviews

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  Farewell, Mr. Haffmann 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2022

  What if Schindler was a cuck?

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  Wog Boys Forever 2022

  ★★½ Watched 28 Oct 2022

  I can barely remember what happened in the movie because I was too busy listening to the guy in front of me complain that the air conditioner was pumping, and asking every single person in the cinema if it was cold for them too.

  
  I told him I didn't mean to be rude, but if he would mind sitting back down so we could watch the movie.
  He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
  I was taken aback, and all…