Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fantastic Planet 1973

  Watched 10 Sep 2024

  can you imagine how i felt when my professor came in like "hey i gotta go early, here's a movie" and it was this fucking film

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  Vampire Hunter D 1985

  ★½ Watched 02 Sep 2024

  i read the section of the book this movie covers and i still dont know what the hell is going on
  i like the setting a lot from what i read, i kind of wish it was more coherently told in film. spectacle isn't enough to carry enjoyment for me i fear

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Rewatched 19 Jan 2024 1

  this is like if a wattpad girlie got their hands on the talented mr ripley, complete with the kind of vapid class commentary only made possible by an obscenely wealthy englishwoman

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  The Titan 2018

  ½ Watched 24 Feb 2024

  straight dookie