Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  do not watch if you have gerascophobia

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  Django Unchained 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  can’t imagine a past world where a white man would willingly hand over his gun belt and horse to a slave but maybe that’s why they were made australian (stupid!!!) 
  alas, thoroughly enjoyed

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  i feel like i’ve seen nicole kidman naked a lot lately 
  anyways 
  the acting was really good 
  harris dickinson is soooooooooo hot 10/10 smash 
  but the plot wasn’t very gripping and there was 0 character development
  except for when antonio banderas finally made her orgasm 💅

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  Into the Blue 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  no notes jessica alba is sooooo hot

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