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Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  Lessons learned: Bisexuals are evil and manipulative psychopaths, Rosamund Pike is hot in every role she's in, Befriend hot rich men with castles

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  Isle of Dogs 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024 1

  My brain is telling me to rate this movie lower because the ending feels a bit TOO perfect to the point that it becomes forced, but I absolutely loved the movie and couldn't bear to give it any less than 5 stars. Wes Anderson the GOAT as always just don't ask which petitions he signed in 2009.

Popular reviews

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  Charlotte's Web 2006

  ★★ Added

  imagine how good this lil guy would taste with some bbq sauce

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Added

  I got to see what ben affleck was packing under that batman utility belt

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