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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  very fun!! 5/5!! no notes!! 

  james didn’t appreciate its wildly inaccurate portrayal of new york, but i don’t go to scream films expecting authenticity.

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  Magic Mike's Last Dance 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2023

  the first third or so is an absolute SLOG, but then it finally picks up. do channing tatum and salma hayek have any onscreen chemistry? no. it also lacks a solid plot and any semblance of good dialogue, but the movie still delivers the amount of humping and thrusting that we expect from a magic mike movie. i’m giving it a 3 because it really is only tailored for a theater experience where you can hoot and holler with a crowd of other women. best seen at a 3:45 matinee IMO. i don’t think it would be as fun at home, but would still recommend it!!

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  Weekend at Bernie's 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2023

  i’d give it a 5/5 but i had a long day and tbh i did fall asleep for a semi-significant part of the later third of the film. i’m not sure how it ended. regardless, bernie was great. even though he was dead he was somehow the most charming and likable character. it’s also nice to see actors with real teeth. relatable.

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2023

  katherine review - i liked it! dave bautista was great. 

  james - i liked dave bautista.

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