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  • Coraline
  • Labyrinth
  • The Dark Crystal
  • The Craft

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  • Girl vs. Monster

  • mother!

    ★★★★½

  • The Ring

    ★★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★½

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  • Girl vs. Monster

    Girl vs. Monster

    Why the fuck does she press play on a media file when she “calls” someone.

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★½

    Biblically accurate Smart House (1999)

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  • Horse Sense

    Horse Sense

    ★★

    There is so much happening in this movie that feels like an allusion to what might happen but i was wrong every time. Russian roulette with chekhov’s gun. would be 1 star if Michael’s ranch outfits weren’t fucking fire and he wasn’t so absurdly ripped. Fuck literally every character in this movie though especially tommy. fucking narc bitch. 

    why the fuck is this movie called horse sense.

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