Yetti Crowe

Yetti Crowe

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Jurassic Park
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

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  • God's Not Dead

    ½

  • Kill Shot

    ½

  • A Fool and His Money

    ½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead

    ½

    Is there anything more cowardly than a strawman argument? Why yes as it transpires. Gods not Dead presents us with an even more cowardly morally repugnant take on what Conservative Christians think atheists are doing at all times.

    You know those people who complain about women in video games not looking like models 24 7, thus revealing they've never seen a woman upclose? This is the exact same thing but with atheism. There are two explanations to this either a)…

  • Kill Shot

    Kill Shot

    ½

    What is this supposed to be?

    We are thrown in media res into some sort of orphan just sort of......walking? She just walks over and over. I'm not kidding we spent so long with this kid I thought she was a main character. But no she needed to deliver a canteen and a bag and then she fucks off. Then some weird tactical team steals something then smash cut to title. This is a great intro to this movie, not…

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    This movie made me fall out of love with Marvel.

    I hate admitting that I was absolutely one of the slavering fans who waited breathlessly to see which heroes were getting a show or a movie. I was one of the terrible fans who absorbed every show, every fan theory, every movie. Largely this was my childhood coming to life.

    Was it all formulaic? Does the pope shit in the woods? It's a superhero movie.....of course it's formulaic. It story…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    ★½

    Is this a mess? Absolutely. Is this fun as hell? Absolutely

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