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Pinned reviews

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  Unfriended: Dark Web 2018

  ★★½ Watched 16 Sep 2018 1

  me almost getting a virus trying to watch this on the internet could very well be the plot for the third movie

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  Ferdinand 2017

  Watched 03 Jan 2018 1

  when i went in after eating edibles i immersed myself in the world of ferdinand, the movie where wwe legend john cena voices a bull. about 10 minutes in, i realized i was instead watching pitch perfect 3. 

  at this point i was so defeated that instead of going to the right theatre where i missed probably most of the first act, i went home.

  movie probably was good. maybe i’ll try again another time.

Recent reviews

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  The Threesome 2025

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  this would’ve been a different movie if it happened to a skater dude

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  Bad Lieutenant 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  angels with the filthiest of souls

Popular reviews

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  Reality 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2023 5

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024 1

  gia you should’ve given us more story not transition montages