ethan

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Favorite films

  • 3 Ninjas Kick Back
  • Blind - Tim and Henry's Pack of Lies

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  • The Astronaut

  • Fantasy Life

  • American Sweatshop

  • Forever We Are Young

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    ★★½

    me almost getting a virus trying to watch this on the internet could very well be the plot for the third movie

  • Ferdinand

    Ferdinand

    when i went in after eating edibles i immersed myself in the world of ferdinand, the movie where wwe legend john cena voices a bull. about 10 minutes in, i realized i was instead watching pitch perfect 3. 

    at this point i was so defeated that instead of going to the right theatre where i missed probably most of the first act, i went home.

    movie probably was good. maybe i’ll try again another time.

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  • The Threesome

    The Threesome

    this would’ve been a different movie if it happened to a skater dude

  • Bad Lieutenant

    Bad Lieutenant

    ★★★★

    angels with the filthiest of souls

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  • Reality

    Reality

    ★★★½

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  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★★

    gia you should’ve given us more story not transition montages