Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ingrid Goes West 2017

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  can you take my white ass to Six Flags

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  Conclave 2024

  Rewatched 27 Feb 2025

  watched on a flight to tokyo with japanese subs.  アメーン

Popular reviews

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  3 Steps to Heaven 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 May 2022 1

  if the world's foremost 3 steps scholar (Will) won't rate this 5 stars, i guess somebody's gotta do it
  this movie means nothing but it means so much to me. con o'neill put his entire pussy (conussy) into this role. i'd like to thank god for this every day. Juliano you will always be famous.

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  3 Steps to Heaven 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Aug 2024

  this is one of my most prized possessions. i bought a copy of this on ebay for maybe 8 dollars. took it to a convention to have Con O'Neill sign it and he
  1. looked genuinely shocked and scared. I'm steepling my fingers in the pictures like a fucking mad scientist
  2. cursed me. if i loved him so much why would i show this to him?
  3. signed it "I apologize. Much love."

  juliano SHKRELI 💜