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Recent reviews

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2024

  This dude is seriously scary

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  This was fine. But bro seriously we’re just gonna throw hands coz ur girlfriend won’t call you back…

Popular reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2022

  This is genuinely hilarious. This is so bad in the most mind boggling way. 

  How the heck was this even made.

  “I’m a killer!”
  “I don’t believe that!”
  Riiiiiiiiiiiight…… okkkkkkk.
  Get a grip…

  What a bombshell. I would love to speak to the editors - I swear this is just some big inside joke. It’s crack up. It’s so bad.

  
  Also, like how the heck did Robert Patterson go from this to Batman. It’s hilarious. I genuinely can’t stop laughing

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  After Yang 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2022

  This is actually quite beautiful.

  I love the representation of the memories. Very apt, very emotive and quite lovely.

  It’s shot beautifully, like really well.

  Oh and I love this:
  Yes but I imagine things like you are walking through a Forrest and there are leaves on the ground, and it had just rained, and the rain has stopped and it’s damp and you walk… and somehow that is all in this tea…

  Love love love that. Only because it’s…

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