Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dracula Untold 2014

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Dracula Untold? More like Dracula Unsee this garbage!

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  Pixels 2015

  ★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Josh Gad impregnates Q’bert. Need I say more?

Popular reviews

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025

  I’ve watched this movie probably three times and it manages to keep me entertained every time. It has a few annoying tropes and minor issues that I can’t get into without spoilers but almost every joke lands and this movie has an adventurous spirit that permeates through the whole runtime. The whole cast is great and work well off each other, but Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez have fantastic chemistry as a pair of mismatched friends. When you watch them,…

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Rewatched 31 Dec 2024

  Decided to rewatch this (the first 30 minutes) to see if it was as bad as I remembered. Yes, it is. I am baffled at how bad this turned out. It’s nothing like its masterful predecessor in all the worst ways. The usually talented cast is completely wasted on what is the cinematic equivalent of the Once Upon a Time Hollywood DiCaprio pointing meme for liberal readers of Screen Rant. It trades the sharp dialogue of the first film for…

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