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Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Jaws
  • RoboCop
  • Escape from New York

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  • Conan the Barbarian

    ★★★★★

  • One Missed Call

    ★★

  • Surviving the Game

    ★★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★★★★½

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  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian

    ★★★★★

    #49 on my Top 250 List! I LOVE the OG Conan. I first watched it when I was way too young (probably 8-9.) There were so many scenes that scared the shit out of me. This was definitely a hard R, which I appreciate the hell out of now that I’m an adult. I couldn’t imagine a sanitized version of this movie. It’s got everything I’m looking for in a fantasy film. 

    Basil Poledouris did the score for the film…

  • One Missed Call

    One Missed Call

    ★★

    I tried to like this movie, but after already seeing “Ringu,” “Ju-on,” and “Pulse” I feel like I’ve seen it all before. Not a single creepy/scary moment in the whole movie in my opinion. Maybe this movie hit harder in 2003, but in 2025 it’s a yawn fest.

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  • Locked

    Locked

    ★★★

    If you told me ten years ago that Bill would be the star of the Skarsgard family I wouldn’t believe it, but damn if he’s not incredible in EVERYTHING he’s in. It’s not easy to carry an ENTIRE film yourself, but he certainly did it. 

    The movie was very satisfying. I like to call these types of films “concept thrillers.” We get one every five years or so. A couple that come to mind are “Buried” with Ryan Reynolds and…

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★★★

    I loved it! I saw a bunch of negative reviews before I went to see it, so my expectations were real low, but I left the theater VERY pleased. 

    The cast was stacked with talent. The great Ayo Edebiri was outstanding. Murray Bartlett and Juliette Lewis were equally great as expected. Amber Midthunder was surprisingly frightening.

    And then there’s Malkovich . . . There’s a reason he’s one of the best actors of all time. He literally stole every single…