Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mad Heidi 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  it’s Kill Bill! it’s Gladiator! it’s… making me want a Toblerone…

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  not sure why the masses are so butt-hurt about the budget, it’s not trying to be an oscar contender it’s just silly fun? Or i’m just a sucker for giant robots 😂

Popular reviews

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  Diddy: Summit to Plummet 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  all summit no plummet, get to fuck

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  Grafted 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Face/Off but it’s a teenage romcom. Also immediately went and bumped up my rating for The Substance to justify this one!

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