Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 2005

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  The Turks got more screen time than the characters who were actually in your party that weren't Cloud and Tifa (Barrett was literally the first to join your party in the game!! And while we're at it, the whole point of Barrett going on this journey in the game is so that he can come back to Marlene with a healthy planet for her to live in and when he actually saves the planet, he just leaves his daughter with…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I thought the ladies were gonna be the straight to Mickey's comic but they were somehow even freakier

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  Rewatched 21 Dec 2022

  I never really felt the childlike wonder most people did for Star Wars. Sure, I had all of the bootleg DVDs of the 6 movies that I watched as a kid, sure Ewan McGregor was like the first ever actor name I knew when I found out this thing called acting exists, but looking back at it that was really just because Star Wars was the biggest thing that could happen in the early 2000s and even though I would…

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  Glass Onion 2022

  Watched 23 Dec 2022

  The best thing a movie could make me say is

  "How do you come up with this shit"

  And I'm glad this movie was able to deliver exactly that in spades, if you still think all Rian does is "subvert expectations for shock value", please just shut the fuck up. The job of good filmmakers is to give people something they didn't know they wanted, and clearly there aren't enough good filmmakers right now if people are still swarming to…