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Flow 2024
My dog must've watched a combined 10-15 minutes of this with me, which has to be the longest she's ever stared at a screen. Pretty surprising, considering the Crash Bandicoot animation style, but goes to show you — lifelike animal movements and sound design go a long way.
Beautiful film, best new animated feature I've seen in a few years.
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The Blackcoat's Daughter 2015
This should check so many boxes for me that I really don't wanna pan it, and genuinely find the result admirable (it's stylish, technically impressive, definite in it's directorial vision, and tonally confident and concrete), but I found the end result to be a bit disappointing. I do think that going in with the expectation of a loosely-narrative experimental/arthouse horror project would help, but even framed in that context this frankly felt a bit half-baked and self-indulgent. I'm not totally sold…
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Zombie Flesh Eaters 1979
Awesomely putrid slow zombies emerge from tropical beach graves to casually feast on jerked human and vibe to '70s Italo-synth and Afro-Caribbean palo beats. What's not to like.
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The Boogeyman 2023
Finally, a horror movie that dares to ask, "what if the real monster is our collective grief/trauma?"
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