Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Curse of Robert the Doll 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I ate an edible prior to watching thinking it would enhance the experience, it didn’t. However, it reminded me a lot of watching those cheesy haunted house reenactment shows on the discovery channel. I think there’s probably something smart to extrapolate from this but who knows? Who cares? In a world devoid of any wonder, I guess Robert’s around to remind us that you should be nice to dolls? I think.

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  One of the most mundane assassinations I’ve ever seen depicted. It’s so slick and cool and that shot of Clooney in the back of the cab, ugh. It’s a fiver baby.

Popular reviews

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  Candyman 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Nov 2024

  Pouring one out for the greatest to ever do it. Thank you for gracing us with your immeasurable talent. May you rest in peace Mr. Todd.

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  The Exorcist III 1990

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Oct 2024 2

  Completely drenched in Catholic guilt and nihilism from start to finish. The gods George C Scott and Brad Dourif trading barbs back and forth in the Gemini Killer’s padded cell. The absolute balls this motherfucker Blatty had to attempt AND then pull off *THAT* shot. Chef’s kiss, mwah!!

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