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(Eventually I'll review every film I've seen)

Favorite films

  • Godzilla Minus One
  • Shin Godzilla
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • A Silent Voice: The Movie

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  • Midsommar

    ★★★★

  • Sinister

    ★★★½

  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    ★★★★★

  • How to Train Your Dragon 2

    ★★★★★

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  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    ★★★★★

    The weight I felt lift off me in that final drone shot scene was indescribable. I was completely absorbed into the world of Evangelion ever since I watched the first episode of the original series, these characters, the themes, the locations and the mind fuckery... It all completely took me.

    I truthfully believe the evangelion series to be one of the most important pieces of art to ever be created. Hideaki Anno deserves to rest and enjoy the rest of his life after all of this.

    I need a good cry I think... Maybe a pat on the head?

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ½

    Eyeroll the movie.

    That was so incredibly dumb. Every character was pointless and I hated them. Replace any of them with any actor or any backstory and it literally would not matter at all.

    This film also contained some of THE stupidest American people in a horror film that I've ever seen. I actually do not know how this movie has high ratings. Like someone please explain to me what was good about it.

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  • Sinister

    Sinister

    ★★★½

    So glad they never made a sequel to this.

  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    ★★★★★

    GOATEDDD TRILOGY RAGGGHHHH 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

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  • The Flash

    The Flash

    ½

    Yikes.

    Maybe the ugliest film ever!!! CGI did a great job playing nic cage.

    Worst experience of my life.

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★½

    Oh DreamWorks, you inconsistent motherfuckers. That was just beautiful. Easily their most visually incredible film to date and OH BOY the music was chillingly spectacular. So emotionally charged and entertaining.