Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Die Hard 2 meets Mall Cop, but somehow manages to be the worst parts of both.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  Not as good as the first, but is a phenomenal film nonetheless.

Popular reviews

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  Shrek Forever After 2010

  ★½ Watched 09 Sep 2022

  Butter Pants was definitely the most memorable character. Let me restate that, the only redeemable character in this movie. Forget Shrek, Donkey, Fiona, and sadly even Gingey. Butter Pants had quotable lines, “do the roar” & “I love you daddy”, both of which are said in the first 15 minutes. Afterward you can turn the movie off.

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  Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

  ★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2022

  This movie was a stronger film than the Crimes of Grindelwald. I’d prefer to watch 3 hours of Eddie Raymond doing a crab walk than watch that film. Being funny is about the best I can give it.