Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Maria 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Falling in love with an ugly man will literally kill you

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Two?! 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Popular reviews

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★½ Added 16

  This was my ex-boyfriend's favorite movie and he sucked at eating pussy, so you do the math.

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  Forrest Gump 1994

  ½ Added 1

  Imagine you have the ultimate hangover, migraine with auras and all, dehydrated like you've never been before in your entire existence, and you are a server at Bubba Gumps Shrimp Co. It's a Saturday, and no one would cover your shift because fuck you, and you beg another server to at least cover your section for a split second so you can sprint to the back hallway to try and scramble together even a sliver of silence in this child-infested,…