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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 1987
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I don't even know where to begin. This movie is by all means a horrible fucking movie. This sort of movie is the kind that shouldn't exist. In fact, it almost seems like it's been fucking wiped off the digital media sphere entirely. I had a really hard time even finding a way to watch it; Tubi (my beloved) didn't even have it! I didn't even know a monstrosity such as this existed, but a friend of mine informed me…
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
Idk what this fucking movie is about but I have was super drunk while you watching and I still am honestly and I didn't know what was happening I didn't really watch cause I was drunk but idk I still.am.sdrunk but Pedro.pascal was in it he's hot but I don't really like Nicholas Cage idk he's weird as shit why did he star in a fake biopic I have no clue but I'm I don't really care about him in…
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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
Fifty Shades of Grey is a wonderful comedy filled with lotsofgood zingers and good moments that had me giggling like a lad. The complete unseriousness of Christian grey as a character was a wonderful approach to writing a young billionaire. He was literally like Batman if Batman was short and had a crack addict as a mother. Real life billionaires aren't really real people and that was highlighted perfectly in this film: the culmination of his character writing can be…
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Fifty Shades Darker 2017
What the fuck happened in the helicopter?!?!?!
This was way worse than the first one I can't even I'm dying tonight
FUCK THIS MOVIE FUCK CHRISTIAN GRAAY the only good character in this movie is Christians fucking cab driver
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