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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
imagine u created AI to solve world problems and nicolas cage uses it to make out with himself and squeeze his own ass
honestly an okay time, scared to say i would kind of slightly recommend! pedro pascal carries
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Pride & Prejudice 2005
bring back astronomical levels of yearning. down with swipe culture down with male nonchalantrey, up with mutual sacrifice and respect. BRING BACK ROMANCE!!!!!!
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Sorry to Bother You 2018
nothing on god’s green earth could have prepared me for the last 40 minutes of this movie. armie hammer played himself and lakeith stanfield played one of the best roles ive seen in ages.
i’m actually kind of traumatized??? i wanted to say a few of the allegories were a bit too on the nose but i can’t even say that (iykyk). there’s sm to unpack from this movie that every 15 min u could write a new essay. the…
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The Gray Man 2022
if only u were mine (chris evans with a mustache and sociopathic tendencies)
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