Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Equalizer 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2024

  i feel so fucking EQUAL

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  he’s a runner he’s a yapstar

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023

  cockinsid’er gave a communist dick so good she killed herself god i wish i had that power

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  Nacho Libre 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Apr 2023 1

  karate kid could never. rocky could never. this work of CINEMA single handedly wipes the entire disney channel original movie catalogue. all of the facial acting is fucking godlike i love how deadpan it all is, this is like grand budapest hotel for 7 year olds.

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