Ashley Minor

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The smartest bimbo on Film Twitter

"Life’s like a movie, write your own ending"

Favorite films

  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Dragons Forever
  • Return to Oz
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

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  • Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★½

  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    ★★★★

  • DOA: Dead or Alive

    ★★★½

  • Star Trek: First Contact

    ★★★★½

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  • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

    *talking to a girl at a bar* you see it's called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians cause it's a cultural conquest where their customs are taken over by a western idea

  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes

    Battle for the Planet of the Apes

    ★½

    “Ape shall never net ape.”

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  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★½

    One of the greatest "bros being dudes" movies of all time. Someone compared this to a martial arts movie and it totally is. You can even talk about the film in terms of the great scenes. The gas station. Rome's place. All of them incredibly shot and choreographed.

  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    ★★★★

    Baron hating kids and loving toys. He's just like me frfr.

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    A piece of skin rubbed raw. A scab picked at, never fully healing and never fully falling off. Eyes closed but not daring to dream.

    I was told this movie would devastate me and I was still unprepared. And I can't say that it will do that with everyone but the specificity of the world, the words said and the looks given killed me. Blank stares into TV screens hoping to god someone sees what you see and also hoping…

  • Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★½

    You got in his prime Arnold, now you add a really killer concept, a director about to make his legacy and Carl Weathers? Baby you got a stew going.