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  Falling for Christmas 2022

  ★★ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  lindsey lohan’s extensions carry this movie

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  impressive entry to the “2 hour runtime where nothing happens” hall of fame

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  Big Shark 2023

  ★ Watched 19 Oct 2019 1

  this movie is jaws if spielberg were a good director

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  Lemonade Mouth 2011

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2020 1

  FUCK THIS FUCKING MOVIE IT SUCKS IT MAKES ME WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUT THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALL THE MOST ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKERS I EVER SEEN THE SCRIPT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP THERE ARE NO GOOD SHOTS IN THIS WHOLE STUPID FUCKING MOVIE HAYLEY KIYOKOS LESBIAN BITCH IS SUCH A FAKE EDGY GIRL WHY SHE WEARIN SHIRTS THAT SAY VEGETARIAN THE GINGER IS A HORSE BOY WHO HATES HIS FUCKING HORSE THE DRUMMER WAS 13 AND CANT PUNCH…

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