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Snow White 2025
I got to attend the premiere of this film, so I feel that I owe my twenty-something loyal letterboxd fans an invested review.
An un-winnable, and frankly unnecessary battle for Disney to fight. Attempting to modernize a 19th-century fairy tale by empowering and “deepening” archetypal characters is at best an eye-roll and at worst inauthentic.
The writing was weak. The CGI was lazy. The acting was subpar. They added so many songs but left out the most iconic one. They…
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The Substance 2024
hmm a bit cliche… oh okay interesting… cinematography is fantastic… wow okay… oh damn… okay uh … that’s a little gross… ew… holy shit … okay that’s enough … that’s ENOUGH … THAT’S ENOUGH!!
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Django Unchained 2012
im glad that Tarantino kills nazis and slavers and rapists because then i don’t have to feel like a total psychopath for enjoying these films as much as i do
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