A gentle two-stars. A ‘you tried to make a one-star film and slightly overshot, great job!’ two stars. A ‘this premise had potential, but you weren’t really interested in exploring that and so very considerately didn’t ruin it for anyone else by opting instead to have most of your film be Ashton Kutcher in a big truck and Katherine Heigl standing in some absolutely gorgeous looking buildings’ two stars. You know, many of us will probably live our whole lives never even seeing stars. Eh? You thought about that? Two doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?
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