Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moon 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Always down for a physiological thriller set in space. Before there was Mickey 17 there was Moon.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Hell yeah!!!

  Jordan: “wtf is this dude’s problem??”
  Me: “he wants to suck her blood every chance he gets but he’s exercising restraint because he LOVES HER” 

  Some shit shouldn’t have to be explained fr smh.

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I’m sorry, excuse me? This was impossible to get through. Incredible actors, horrible script…what a disaster.

  It’s giving “okay grandpa time for bed.”

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  This movie was 40 minutes too long. 

  Jordan and I missed the opening credits and I think that really affected my ability to get into the tone of the film. Not to mention we sat in the 5th row and I had a headache for the entire 2 hours. 

  That being said, this movie was disgusting (mostly in a good way). It was fun to watch, but also was it????

  Anyways, Demi Moore is so hot. She didn’t need The Substance to begin with.

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