VideoMaster9600

VideoMaster9600

Bring back indoor smoking at the movies.

Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • Buffalo '66
  • Trash Humpers
  • Red Rocket

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★

  • Parthenope

    ★★½

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    Rest in peace farmer Jim. ❤️

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    A very video-gamey, adventurous romp! interesting creative choice to have Robert do the accent of a 15-year-old anime protagonist, fleshlight-shaped animal creatures, and Mark Ruffalo doing his best cross between Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, this movie is a mess. But it’s a fun, and enjoyable, and well-made mess that honestly comes to together cohesively. I think any other director wouldn’t have pulled this off, but Uncle Bong did good. Very messy and saucy, but ultimately delicious.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Absolutely one of the funniest and most utterly disturbing things I’ve ever seen in a theater. Might be my favorite movie of this year.

    Margret Qualley and Demi Moore give the best body-horror and physical comedy performances of their careers. The writing in this is so absurd and surreal that it’s borderline experimental, yet a simple story of chasing the dragon, and the consequences of addiction, sex appeal, and BPD. 

    I think Dennis Quaid is on “The Substance” himself, nobody would simultaneously do Reagan and this back to back right?!?!

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    I identify with this movie because I too, was a whore and read philosophy books (I graduated from film school)

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