Zach

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"A film you can explain in words is not a real film." -Michelangelo Antonioni

Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
  • Blue Velvet
  • The Exorcist

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  • Too Old to Die Young

    ★★★★★

  • The Draughtsman's Contract

    ★★★

  • One Man Up

    ★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

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  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young

    ★★★★★

    A monolithic slow motion injection of nihilism, pain, violence, and all things American. If you don’t watch this high you will go insane.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    You watch Silence of the Lambs on peyote and dream about it. That’s Longlegs.

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    I’m offended that Nolan pitched such a hissy fit about this going to VOD, and demanded that people pay full price to see this pretentious, soulless, egomaniacal trash in IMAX. The very embodiment of I’m smarter than you elitist cinema. Nolan made us believe that this was the movie that was gonna save the film industry. And the hints of a franchise? Fuck this movie.

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★★

    If it wasn’t for the Academy elevating it this season, GREEN BOOK would’ve been a heartwarming holiday movie for two months and the world would’ve kept spinning. I wouldn’t have seen it. Many people wouldn’t have seen it.

    But since all that did happen, I’ll agree with the Academy on one thing: Ali deserved the win. He has continually proven to be one of the best actors in the business. As for Viggo? Replace Russian accent from EASTERN PROMISES with Itailian accent and you get Tony. 

    It’s. Just. Fine.

    Stop crucifying each other for having opinions.