Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  All the President's Men 1976

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  did not gag me like I expected it to. Also they really harassed that poor lady :(

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  Apocalypse Now 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  undoubtedly a masterpiece of the highest caliber but the last act went on too long for me. the surfer is fine shyt I’m glad he didn’t die

Popular reviews

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  City of God 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Wow. Truly spectacular & a very difficult watch. At a loss for words

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Entertaining. Felt a little yorgos-esque

  Strengths: Robert Pattinson’s acting (and endless sex appeal); poignantly portraying the unpleasantness of death 
  Weaknesses: Mark Ruffalo doing coked out Jimmy Fallon doing drunk Donald Trump; the movie thinking it was deeper than it was (yorgos vibes); staggering under-use of Toni Colette

  Also I’d absolutely in a heartbeat have a threesome with myself

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