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Blink Twice 2024
Binged all of Severence and started rewatching Andor and this film crossed the streams.
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The Electric State 2025
A perfectly OK to fine movie. If it was made in the 80s it'd probably be a cult classic at this point, (It gave me Spielberg vibes...Ready Player One era Spielberg not original recipe), but in our current times everyone is too jaded and exhausted by sub-par streaming affair to put up with this it seems like. Feels like it's being used an avatar for all insanely budgeted Hollywood slop we keep getting in the modern era and is being…
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023
Ngl all I could really think about was those poor, poor VFX artists and this poor cast acting in a green or blue screen void Star Wars prequels style. Props to the overall art direction though, the artistry really elevated the technical execution.
Still kinda felt like empty MCU calories despite the fact Marvel clearly want this to be some huge, high-stakes epic laying the ground work for the rest of the saga though. MODOK will haunt my dreams forever,…
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South Park: Joining the Panderverse 2023
This is some inside baseball stuff for terminally online dudes.
I hope internet chuds take away the actual lesson from this episode that it's lazy to blame ALL of Disney's and Star Wars problems on Kathleen Kennedy and that it's lazy to constantly watch and/or churn out and repurpose the same old anti-woke, rage-bait YouTube videos repurposed for whatever new property they deem is an attack on them day and day out for a quick buck.
And obviously the reverse…
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