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  The Great Wall 2016

  ½ Watched 07 May 2024

  While attempting to steal black powder, white savior Matt Damon instead stole the spotlight from the far more interesting Jing Tian, Pedro Pascal, and Willem Dafoe.
  Loved the color coded army and analog as hell siege equipment, but did the aliens really have to have eyes on their shoulders?

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  Predator 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  Why are there only five stars?

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  Tremors 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Apr 2024

  Who needs Dune when you can have gay cowboys playing the floor is lava in the good ol US of A

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  AVP: Alien vs. Predator 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2024

  50% John Carpenter’s The Thing, 50% H.P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness… 100% the B-movie creature feature versus that this franchise needed

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