zachhoban

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Life is a tragedy when seen in a close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • The Conversation
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

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  • The Substance

    ★★★

  • The Set-Up

    ★★★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    Im just not a big body horror guy at the end of the day. I did appreciate how absurd they went with the concept in the end, though.

  • The Set-Up

    The Set-Up

    ★★★★★

    An entirely fat-free, 1 hour long, real-time movie thats simple, yet moving. Pure noir. 

    When I rate the godfather 5 stars, and this 5 stars, its for different reasons. Is this as good as the godfather? No. But i struggle to think of anything thats wrong with it. Its perfect at what its trying to be. I mean its a real-time movie that opens and closes with a shot of a clock, illustrating that precisely the run time of the…

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ½

    An insult to dumpster fires. Bafflingly inept on all levels. A movie that revolves around endless, pretentious commentary on creatively bankrupt reboots….is exactly that? Sure, it’s “M E T A” but it’s also operating on the level of a 5 year old about it.

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Val Kilmer in the performance of a lifetime. This movie is the best part of Christmas, every year.