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Assault on Precinct 13 1976
"Hell ya" I say under my breath as the credits begin rolling. I take a sip of my beer and feel my inner child reach out and kiss me on the cheek.
"Hell ya" he whispers softly into my ear.For a moment, I am complete again.
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The Childhood of a Leader 2015
Me and all my friends had harder childhoods than this kid and none of us grew up to be nazis...
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Army of Darkness 1992
Your parents just divorced and it's dad's weekend. It's friday night and you rent this, order a dominos meat lovers pizza and drink a liter of coca cola.
For a moment everything is right in the world.
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Black Hawk Down 2001
The script for this movie was written by 12 year old me. The script is absolutely awful. Essentially a collection of pro war slogans and "ain't war hell" type of interactions.
On the other hand every single sexy young (and old) male Hollywood hunk stars in this absolutely fabulous early 2000s war flick. Boner alert.
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