Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Morgan 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  I love stumbling on something to watch and then realizing the inimitable Miss Anya Taylor-Joy is in it 💜

  (I think I'm gonna plan on watching her whole filmography)

  Oh the movie? It was a little slow to get going but I thought it built the tension up nicely. I liked the reveal at the end.

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  Cowboys & Aliens 2011

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Daniel Craig looked mighty fine in that costume, that's all I got to say.

  I lied I have something else to say. I did enjoy the genre mashup. You don't see too many sci-fi westerns outside of certain Star Wars properties.

Popular reviews

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  The entity is gay and will NOT tolerate heterosexual coitus!!!!

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  Meg 2: The Trench 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  What if I told you I was interested in an Eiffel Tower situation with Wu Jing and Cliff Curtis? Hmm?

  Yeah yeah the movie is batshit crazy idk what possessed me to watch it but I DO know I want to fuck those old men.

  Goodnight