Zac Oldenburg

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Rated PG for Traditional Godzilla Violence

"Maintain a very consistent panda bear shape."

"How am I not myself?"

Favorite films

  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Phantom Thread
  • Frances Ha
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • American Gigolo

    ★★★★

  • Amadeus

    ★★★★★

  • The Social Network

    ★★★★★

  • The Childhood of a Leader

    ★★★★

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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★★

    We really can't underestimate that this may be the best movie ever made.

  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    ★★★★½

    I don't know how many times I have to tell you all this, but it's a great movie.

    For 2/3 of this movie, it's just a tried and true Indy flick, more Last Crusade than Temple or Raiders, but people like to harp on a couple of small choices and wonky CGI in that final third when it goes weird...

    I like weird Indy! Who doesn't love Temple of Doom as a kid, a gateway drug to some truly bonkers…

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  • American Gigolo

    American Gigolo

    ★★★★

    Doesn't pay to be a hooker with a heart of gold I guess...

    Those last few minutes dampen this from greatness.

  • Amadeus

    Amadeus

    ★★★★★

    Theatrical Cut for the first time? Certainly been since DVD, but this still stands the test of time.

    Forman is able to make the writing of music so damn compelling, while F. Murray is just incredible playing the awe-struck jealous rival.

    So good!

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  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★½

    The Wolf of Wall Street is DiCaprio as good as he’s ever been and Scorsese takes it up a notch to a level we rarely get from him.

    Full Review:
    havingsaidthat.net/film-review-wolf-wall-street/

  • Armageddon Time

    Armageddon Time

    ½

    What the fuck is this?

    The kid is horrendously bad.

    A script as boring as it is worthless, obsessed with self pity, while trying to simultaneously pat itself on the back.

    Woof.