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Recent reviews

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  The Royal Tenenbaums 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  Mastapiece

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025 3

  Farted while reviewing this

Popular reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2022 2

  if i had a dime for every time i said to myself, “This is directed by Steven Spielberg?” If i had a dollar for every time i laughed at the POORLY written dialogue. The first and maybe second act are visually appealing, engaging, and decently enjoyable. As soon as Sam Bagelman gets to high school i feel like they just gave up. I mean who are these disney channel tier actors playing the bullies? Don’t even get me started on…

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Watched 25 Dec 2022 1

  This shouldn’t be compared to the first one AT ALL. This Sequel has a terrible cast giving terrible performances. It’s a bit of a bummer since the first one is taken so seriously and had likeable characters and a great plot and writtten perfectly. With this sequel you can tell who the killer is in the first 40 minutes, you got Dave Bautista who’s best performance was his five minutes in Blade Runner 2049, you got Kate Hudson, and Kathryn…

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