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  • 127 Hours

    ★★★

  • Gran Turismo

    ★★★★

  • White Chicks

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

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  • 127 Hours

    127 Hours

    ★★★

    127 hours, more like 127 different confusing panel slides. You really don’t have to watch this movie but if u want me to break it down for u I will. Bro had a freak girlfriend and freaky ass friends and love their freak ass so much he cut off his own damn arm to get back to buisness. Bro was a top notch freak busting a fat one on the rock where he left his arm.

  • Gran Turismo

    Gran Turismo

    ★★★★

    Gamers unite! 

    If you are a virgin gamer who spends all his time inside playing video games and mixing Mt.dew with Doritos till u got the equivalent of mustard gas brewing in ur stomach then this movie is ur “fight club”

    This movie proves that anyone even the dustiest loser, no money, negative swag, with no bitches can be great. I’m honestly scared that this will inspire a generation of kids to become professional degenerates who believe that even though…

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  • White Chicks

    White Chicks

    I played this movie and then tried to take a nap and I had the weirdest dreams ever. 
    Didn’t rlly watch the movie but I would not recommend taking a nap to this. Shit put me to sleep fast tho but I think I got sleep paralysis mid way through and saw a demon that looked like terry cruise 

    2/10

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    So this movie 
    So I thought this would be a very cool behind the scenes of sports kinda vibe with a side dish of repressed gay sex. Nah… this shit is a movie for freaks, like ur a freak freak if u go back and watch this movie more than twice. 
    This gives me the same vibe as American Psycho in the sense that after a girl watches this movie she might start to attempt to channel her inner zendaya…

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