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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • The Lighthouse
  • Donnie Darko
  • Interstellar

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  • Elektra

  • The Consequences of Feminism

    ★★★★½

  • The Bewitched House

    ★★★★

  • The Race for the Sausage

    ★★★½

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  • Elektra

    Elektra

    Elektra

    I don’t even know where to begin. One of the shittiest movies I’ve seen all year. I know Daredevil was bad but this spin off film took it to a whole other level. This was worse than just generic, worse than the sloppily made marvel films, this was genuinely terrible.

    New fear unlocked: Dying and turning into a green fart cloud.

    There was no chemistry between Elektra and her new love interest. The “plot twist” was so unnecessary and…

  • The Consequences of Feminism

    The Consequences of Feminism

    ★★★★½

    The Consequences of Feminism

    14 years! Fourteen years later and women in the United States could finally vote. It’s so interesting to see one of the only woman directors of the time declare through the art of film that women should be taken more seriously. 

    Oppression of Men!

    The flipping of gender roles was actually brilliant. A film so creative and ahead of its time. A film that used the art of cinema in a way that I have never seen so far in this time period. Amazing stuff!

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Mickey 17

    I could watch Robert Pattinson’s Mickey Barnes argue with himself and go through shenanigans for as long as this movie is. While he his performance carried the film, the film itself felt very messy. There were a lot of heavy hitters in this film but and it seams like everyone brought their A-game to these roles. The only one I had issue with was Mark Ruffalo’s character, his acting just didn’t do it for me and I wasn’t…

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★½

    Heart Eyes

    This is probably the perfect movie for Valentine’s Day. It’s got that romantic comedy edge that actually got me to chuckle a bit but it also had that visceral gore of a slasher. From recent memory I can’t recall seeing something like this, and if I had it definitely didn’t leave a good impression like this film did. 

    Kinky.

    A love letter to the slasher genre while also bringing a unique spin and genre blend. The killer’s mask…