1 hour and 50 mins of absolute peak.
a collection of the greatest quotes:
“My pussy hair was bright gold in high school, until I went out and scorched it with the football team.”
“Oh man!!!! Oh God, oh man!!!! Oh God, oh man!!!! Oh God, oh man!!!! Oh God, oh man, oh God!!!!!!”
“I made you cum sixteen times… in a night…”
“Your knife… is in… my dog…”
“Just wanna tickle my stick?”
“Carnal licky-sucky heaven!”
“Take it in the mouth or you'll die. Will you take my pride and joy into your mouth?”
jim jones used to be a door-to-door spider monkey salesman. he sold a monkey to an old woman who later joined the peoples temple. it was actually her second monkey because the first monkey she bought had killed itself.
we can only wonder how the monkey learned the concept of eternal despair.
jim jones also brought a chimp to jonestown to serve as their mascot, his name was mr. muggs.
there’s nothing more hollywood than a film about hollywood: “sunset boulevard”, “singing in the rain”, “being there”, “la la land”, a satirical commentary about hollywood and the industry has been overdone to the point where you could easily make a satirical piece about that very concept. however, each of the aforementioned films work because they take a derivative, oversaturated idea and execute it with complete originality. “fool’s paradise”, sadly, is derivative, poorly executed, and unoriginal.
charlie day is a fantastic…
