• The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    I would have died so fast because I wouldn't've answered the phone

  • X-Men

    X-Men

    ★★★★½

    Do YoU kNoW wHaT hApPeNs To A tOaD wHeN iT's StRuCk By LiGhTnInG? ThE sAmE tHiNg ThAt HaPpEnS tO eVeRyThInG eLsE

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★★★

    Tom Holland was literally just playing Spider-Man without his powers

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

    ★★½

    But why did the two love interests look exactly the same

  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    X-Men: The Last Stand

    ★★★

    Cyclops got done so dirty

  • The Age of Adaline

    The Age of Adaline

    ★★½

    I'd imagine a very similar thing once happened to Paul Rudd

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★

    No words, just thirsting over Aaron Taylor-Johnson

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★

    This is one hiking trip away from being a vampire Brokeback Mountain

  • A Man Called Otto

    A Man Called Otto

    ★★★

    The definition of a Sunday Afternoon movie

  • Knight and Day

    Knight and Day

    ★★★

    Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then her

  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    ★★★★

    I don't trust someone who doesn't even recognise their own hands no matter how bloody they are

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★★

    No matter how many times I rewatch this I still have no idea what that dice game is