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  Blow 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  blonde crackhead johnny depp and his mega mansion + infinite lines or ur fiancé? mhmm

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  The Milpitas Monster 1976

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025 2

  easily one of the worst movies i’ve ever watched - literally almost impossible to sit through the whole thing. sidenote why does the one movie in existence abt milpitas feed into the stink narrative :( my rating is only to heighten the average

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  Winnie the Pooh 2011

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Dec 2024 1

  eeyore is the most relatable disney character to date

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  Funny Face 1957

  ★★½ Rewatched 13 Jan 2025 2

  audrey hepburn is one of the most beautiful women of all time but fred astaire was so old and wrinkly it made me angry. no i don’t want to watch grandpa sing and dance

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