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How to Get Ahead in Advertising 1989
We are absolutely DUE for a remake of this film, get me Hiddleston on the phone STAT
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Raising Arizona 1987
Noting could’ve prepared me for this film experience. So many other films make reference to things which happen here, and I didn’t know? For all this time?
It’s a banger. And mash.
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High Life 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“Surely a film about space travel can’t be THAT psychosexual” I say before starting this film.
“There is nothing in this world besides birth and death” I say to myself after finishing this film.Translated from by -
Rise: Blood Hunter 2007
Lucy Liu and Michael Chiklis star in the horniest Blade remake on the planet. Blood is very sexy according to cinematic vampire lore and the director of this film agrees bathing his stars in as much blood and skin as possible.
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