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  Tenet 2020

  ★½ Added

  The Nolan sheep are so absurdly up this man's ass that a terrible film of his still has a 3.7 average rating, when actual fantastic blockbuster films can garner a 3.3-3.7 here. God forbid you give this man a 3.0 or 2.5-3.0 when he more than deserves it for being the most overrated director in the last 20 years. He proved it with Tenet . Christopher Nolan is an exposition machine who makes mid brow movies for stupid people to…

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★ Added

  Lady Bird has the same average rating on here as Fellowship of the Ring. This proves critics and audiences are a complete and utter joke today. You can almost always go against popular opinion when it comes time for awards season now. Shame on all of you, complete suckers that overrate terribly mediocre films.

Popular reviews

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  Mommy 2014

  ★ Added

  What a predictably amateur wank-fest. Films this bad make me want to go back to recent ones I've watched and give them a higher rating for not being this fucking terrible.

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  Noah 2014

  ★★★★½ Added

  How do audiences ironically hate on this movie, that is a crazy yet faithful adaptation of the bible even with the liberties taken, while praising bland crap like The Force Awakens, Dr. Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man Homecoming, Captain America: Civil War, Logan, Kong Skull Island etc. The acting is very good, the camera work is as well. Crowe and Watson particularly stand out.

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