Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hidden Fortress 1958

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Tag yourself I want to be crushed between Toshiro Mifune’s oaken thighs

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  I am what god made me….
  Need whatever flavor tedesco was hitting.
  Thanks for watching with me ange <3

Popular reviews

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Nov 2024 1

  -Eastwood casting this tall dude who pops in the frame like he did when he was younger is lowkey funny to me like ok peepaw.

  -Who the fuck did Eastwood kill in a car crash and when? 

  -I drove 39 miles to see this movie, 1 hour drive on the way there and 2 hours on the way back. I’d been making jokes about how if the movie were bad I’d just drive off a cliff rather than go home.…

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  Settlement of Love 1956

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jul 2024

  The romantic pairing of Setsuko Hara and Toshiro Mifune is just as amazing - and emotional - as you’d expect it to be.
  Watching this after wedding ring is interesting but still it’s a different film, for one I’m not sympathetic to the husband in this one, word of Advice to mifune’s character: ditch your friends!!! They all suck!!

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