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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984
Short Round 1v8!!!!
Really fun all the way through
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Independence Day 1996
Jeff Goldblum is the coolest person ever I’m sorry I didn’t know this before
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Glass Onion 2022
Knives Out was like this neat little self-contained book, with interesting complexities, hidden nooks, and quirky character; much like the old author’s house it takes place in. Glass Onion foregoes all that nuance and wooden-puzzle-box-like character for extravagance and over complexity wherever possible; much like the big gaudy billionaire’s private island it takes place on (see what I did there?).
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Boogie Nights 1997
What a climax amirite?
What a finish too amirite?
Also I must proclaim that I recognized Brian Wilson’s voice in that bit right before God Only Knows started, but I was like nahhh no way but then I was like whaaa!!!! And then my brain exploded and now I’m dead
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